Saturday, December 20, 2014

How To Shut A Girl Up

Dear Gentlemen In This Cyber World,

Do you always get in trouble with your girlfriend because you're too honest? Do you drive her crazy and always feel like you're back-pedaling trying to come up with a way to undo what you've just said?

1) Kiss her with all the gusto you've got and mean it.
2) If that doesn't work, apologize and mean it, then repeat #1.

You're welcome.


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