Hey Miss Lisa:
It's depressing being single during the holidays. Everyone else has their special someone to spend the holidays with, but not me. What can I do to get out of the slumps?
signed,
Pensive Paul
Dear Paul,
*Smack upside the head*
SNAP OUT OF IT!
Sorry, but obviously you needed that. It's time for an attitude adjustment, honey, Sit down next to me while we write a list of why it's great to be alone during this time of year.
1) Your mate isn't demanding that you fix every little thing around the house before family shows up. All that free time is yours! Cool, huh?
2) You can play video games till zero-dark-thirty and no one cares.
3) Don't feel like decorating? No problem!
4) Shop online for presents. Your mate isn't making you go to the mall because she has no idea what to get Aunt Gertie and cousin Blanche.
5) You can leave the parties any time you want to. No one is making you hang around because they might miss something.
Make yourself a hot buttered rum, kick back and enjoy your alone time!
You're welcome.
It's depressing being single during the holidays. Everyone else has their special someone to spend the holidays with, but not me. What can I do to get out of the slumps?
signed,
Pensive Paul
Dear Paul,
*Smack upside the head*
SNAP OUT OF IT!
Sorry, but obviously you needed that. It's time for an attitude adjustment, honey, Sit down next to me while we write a list of why it's great to be alone during this time of year.
1) Your mate isn't demanding that you fix every little thing around the house before family shows up. All that free time is yours! Cool, huh?
2) You can play video games till zero-dark-thirty and no one cares.
3) Don't feel like decorating? No problem!
4) Shop online for presents. Your mate isn't making you go to the mall because she has no idea what to get Aunt Gertie and cousin Blanche.
5) You can leave the parties any time you want to. No one is making you hang around because they might miss something.
Make yourself a hot buttered rum, kick back and enjoy your alone time!
You're welcome.
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